Alex Gough - Class of '98

This is a transcription of a hand written A4 yearbook page, my address and details appeared at the top in happy round bubble letters, my name taking up the entire right had side for two inches. The rest was some normally written stuff and is show below

Alex Gough - 13WW

I want to (in no real order)....

Have lots of money (yours will do nicely).
Win the H+CRB competition (2015).
Know the answer (but not tell anyone else)
look like I've eaten at least one pie in my life
See Reading go down again (at least three times)
Melt the spice girls in a big pot
Grow old, but not bother to die
Prove the link between unemployment and pixies
Invade Poland then France via Belgium
errrr...
That's it (for now anyway)

Some Quotes

(because you're not getting a photo)
"To love yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" (Oscar Wilde)

"I may be green, but I'm not a cabbage" (A Teacher)

What I have learnt here:

The true use of scathing (oooooooh, big word) sarcasm
That Egg Fried Rice tastes better than Fairfields
That I really want to be somewhere else

And Remember, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!

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